Why dogs are better than women...

1. Dogs don't ask what are you thinking.
2. Dogs don't cry.
3. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
4. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
5. Dogs think you sing great.
6. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
7. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
8. "The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you"
9. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
10. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
11. Dogs are excited by rough play.
12. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
13. Dogs love red meat.
14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
16. "If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it."
17. Dogs don't shop.
18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
19. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
21. A dog's parents never visit.
22. Dogs love long car trips.
23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

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